i never understand why non-white characters can’t just be described as fucking brown
they gotta be caramel, mocha, dark chocolatey, cocoa, whatever nonsense
can we start describing white characters with food terms too? “her milk-white arms.” “his light mayonaisse face.” “her hair was the color of dijon mustard.” yeah. sounds about right.
"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"
"wow! who taught you how to make that?"
"wow! who taught you-"
why do you know so much about sex
why are you so calm about porn
You have a weird sense of humor-
Why are you so sarcastic?
What are you doing with that knife?
Why are you slowly walking towards me?
Where did you learn to cook human meat like that?
i wish i looked cute sleeping
wtf how do you know what i look like when i sleep
WHERE THE HELL DID THAT GIF COME FROM
tHAT GIF I’M FUCKING PISSING MYSELF
how this nigga have a single 1/2 sized gallon tear come out
Yo her head game was so good your eye came?